Mallory Monday

Things you may hear living with a two-year-old:

• Hey Momma, you need a 'squeezers' for that? (scissors)

• (Insert recipient here), you're my best friend ever. (Recipient= Mommy, Daddy, the dogs, Abigail, Grandma...)

• Me: Mallory, what are you doing sweetie?
  Mallory: (from the other room) I just playing with my soccer ball, Momma ... relax...

• Daddy, will you do me a favorite? (favor)